“My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”

“My inner goddess is celebrating her inner bitch”

“Inside me! I gasp, and all the muscles deep in my belly clench. My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils.”

“My inner goddess has left the building and taken my libido with her.”

“My inner goddess fist-pumps the air above her chaise lounge.”

“Why? Were you hoping for something more exotic?"My inner goddess pops her head above the parapet."Oh no. I've had enough exotic for one day."Mr inner goddess pouts at me.”

“I flush,and my inner goddess grabs a rose between her teeth and starts to tango.”