“Oh, fuck the paperwork”
“I have so much paperwork. I'm afraid my paperwork has paperwork.”
“It is well known that any drive to reduce paperwork only results in extra paperwork”
“So much paperwork to read! So much paperwork to push away! So much paperwork to pretend he hadn't received and that might have been eaten by gargoyles.”
“Oh Sweet Jesus. Sweet mother fucking fuckery of fucks.”
“Nope, it wasn’t an oh shit moment. It was an oh fuck moment.”