“What is it about elevators?”
“What is a staircase, but a corridor improved by elevation?”
“Stairs elevate you; ethics elevates you; goodness elevates you; awareness elevates you; wisdom elevates you.”
“Sometimes what appears to be a setback is God's mode of elevation.”
“That fucking better not be you in the goddamn elevator, Adam. Maintenance just called and said some asshole stopped the elevator and guess what? They started out on my floor. Are you fucking the client in the goddamn elevator five minutes after I told you not to fuck the fucking client?”
“The great thing about being always among people of noble manners was the inevitable elevation of one's own.”