“Why? Were you hoping for something more exotic?"My inner goddess pops her head above the parapet."Oh no. I've had enough exotic for one day."Mr inner goddess pouts at me.”

“My inner goddess fist-pumps the air above her chaise lounge.”

“My inner goddess is celebrating her inner bitch”

“My inner goddess has left the building and taken my libido with her.”

“I flush,and my inner goddess grabs a rose between her teeth and starts to tango.”

“I've never wanted more, until I met you."I gasp, reeling. Oh my. Isn't this what I want? He wants more. He wants it, too! My inner goddess has back-flipped off the podium and is doing a cartwheels around the stadium. It's not just me.”

“My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”