“A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.”

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

“No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.”

“A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience.”

“The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.”

“Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. ”

“Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”