“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”

“If you can not answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.”

“Never explain―your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.”

“The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.”

“Life is a checkerboard, and the player opposite you is time. If you hesitate before moving, or neglect to move promptly, your men will be wiped off the board by time. You are playing against a partner who will not tolerate indecision!”

“Know what you want to do, hold the thought firmly, and do every day what should be done, and every sunset will see you that much nearer the goal.”

“Sunday, with its immunity from work, was devised for slaves who got out of all the work they could during the week.”