“Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.”
“There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”
“And since gin to artifice bears the same relation as tears to mascara, her attractions at once dissembled.”
“At the same time that 'I' am the content of a relation, 'I' am also that which does the relating.”
“There is no power relation without the correlative constitution of a field of knowledge, nor any knowledge that does not presuppose and constitute at the same time power relations”
“Sports, politics, and religion are the three passions of the badly educated.”