“There is no problem that a library card can't solve.”
“If you can't solve a problem, then there is an easier problem you can solve: find it.”
“If you can't solve a problem, manage it.”
“Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?”
“A problem can't be solved with the same level of thinking that created it.”
“If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate :)”