“Don't call a woman a bitch. Call her an ass-hole. It still gets your point across and it's not sexist.”

“No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful.”

“Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”

“A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.”

“Every woman wants to be first to someone sometime in her life and that desire is the explanation for many strange things women do.”

“Your life is your own. You mold it. You make it. All anyone can do is to point out ways and means which have been helpful to others. Perhaps they will serve as suggestions to stimulate your own thinking until you know what it is that will fulfill you, will help you to find out what you want to do with your life.”

“It's your life-but only if you make it so.”