“Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”

“I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity.”

“Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.”

“I am who I am today because of the choices I made yesterday.”

“Don't call a woman a bitch. Call her an ass-hole. It still gets your point across and it's not sexist.”

“We have reached a point today where labor-saving devices are good only when they do not throw the worker out of his job.”

“Lest I keep my complacent way I must remember somewhere out there a person died for me today. As long as there must be war, I ask and I must answer was I worth dying for?”