“But it is cute. It's such a boy thing to do.Drop dead.Aw, you say the most romantic things.”

“I know a cute thing to say to a kid when they ask why it's raining. I say to them it's raining because god is crying. And if they ask why god is crying, a cute thing to say is, god is crying probably because of something you did.”

“Ty, my boy, here's what you tell them. Say it quietly, and sincerely, and like it's the most important thing anyone ever uttered. Tell them, 'Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.”

“There is no such thing as a "hopeless romantic". As long as you are a romantic, there is hope.”

“Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live"... or "It's a boy!”

“The most romantic things a man can do for a woman are the little things that let her know that she's on his mind and in his heart.”