“I spent the next two weeks flopped on my grandmother's super-bourgeois rose-colored velvet sofa, consuming massive quantites of grapes, reading obsessively.”
“When I wear my confessional glove it’s super tempting to give myself a velvet handjob.”
“Friday is a purple-velvet-sofa day for some poor woman who's finally reclaimed her life. A purple velvet sofa is a gal's symbol of freedom.”
“A purple velvet sofa is a gals symbol of freedom.”
“I was quite depressed two weeks ago when I spent an afternoon at Brentano's Bookshop in New York and was looking at the kind of books most people read. Once you see that you lose all hope.”
“Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.”