“all good books are bad!”

“The power of a theory is exactly proportional to the diversity of situations it can explain.”

“Nice feelings are for people who have money to live as they please. If I had ten thousand a year, or even five, I would snap my fingers at all men, and say, 'No, I make my life as I choose, and shall cultivate knowledge and books, and indulge in beautiful ideas of honor and exalted sentiments, and perhaps one day succumb to a noble passion.”

“She looked like green rhubarb juice, and he had the expression of 'Damn!' all over him.”

“Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE”

“No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE”

“Ticketmaster saying that their fee is a "convenience" is like a rapist calling his raping a "favor”