“The power of a theory is exactly proportional to the diversity of situations it can explain.”

“all good books are bad!”

“Your Greatest Power - The things that you keep silently telling yourself are your most important conversations. Whatever you habitually dwell on in your mind, you will become, express, or experience. Your subconscious mind will be your best friend or your worst enemy. Everything depends on the way you train it and the use you make of it. ... your freedom to think, choose, reason, and decide for yourself. It shapes your destiny and determines the attraction and repulsion in your life. Guard its portals well. It is your hope of heaven.”

“Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE”

“No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE”

“Ticketmaster saying that their fee is a "convenience" is like a rapist calling his raping a "favor”

“Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE”