“First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show.”
“When you open a book it's like going to the theater first you see the curtain then it is pulled aside and the show begins.”
“You can't trust a guy showing off more cleavage than you.”
“They tell me: 'OK, this is where we're going to push up your cleavage,' and I'm like, 'What cleavage?”
“The first rule about the low hanging fruit principle is to always watch out for low hanging branches, they’re the ones to take it away from you.”
“Love rules, but no one knows where it has its throne; in order to know that secret place, you must first submit to Love.”