“Your penguin. You know, penguins. They mate for life. Penguins are one of the only animals on the planet that do that, like humans. It’s sweet. You’ve got yourself a little penguin, Uncle Mitch.”
“They (penguins) then fall madly in love and live happily ever after.-And so you ask yourself: "If a penguin can have a worthwhile, stimulating relationship, why the hell can't I?"-Or maybe you ask yourself: "Would I be happier if I started dating a penguin”
“like a soulmate he's your penguin”
“I am glad The Worst Journey is coming out in Penguins: after all it is largely about penguins.”
“Penguins,Lovely”
“Watching the destruction of our planet makes me feel a gloomy as a penguin in a pigpen.”