“Opinions are like kittens," he commented. "People are always giving them away.”
“I hope people don't take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them.”
“Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half of a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess.”
“Many of the books on my list are, in my opinion, amazing. Some I didn't like. But I give them all five stars, because stars make people - including me -- happy.”
“Like a lot of people, I’ve always enjoyed commenting on strangers’ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on people’s hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.”
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”