“The secret to getting away with lying, is believing with all your heart. That goes for lying to yourself even more so than lying to another”

“But Doc knew that was the key to successful lying. People judged what other people would do by what they themselves would do. You could tell a hell of a lot about a man by what he assumed others got up to. If you're looking for a thief, bet on the man who's always accusing his neighbors.”

“The words were low, more shape than breath.”

“Opinions are like kittens," he commented. "People are always giving them away.”

“You know," he said, "every time a vampire says he doesn't believe in lycanthropes, a werewolf bursts into flames.”

“If you could disagree with kings, were gods so far above?”

“May I know your name, sir?"The smile rearranged his face under the terrible scars. "Nezahualcoyotl. Michel Nezahualcoyotl. Charmed.”