“Come, come, my conservative friend, wipe the dew off your spectacles, and see that the world is moving.”
“You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.”
“I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend.”
“Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in.”
“Come on. Keep moving. Your lips are turning blue." "Keep my lips out of this.”
“Hold on to your friends.Resist - or move onBe mad, be rashSmoke and explodeSell all of your clothesJust bear in mind:There just might come a timeWhen you need some friends ”