“Jesus never pussyfooted”
“You've never seen a crucifix with a Jesus who wasn't almost naked. You've never seen a fat Jesus. Or a Jesus with body hair. Every crucifix you've ever seen, the Jesus could be shirtless and modeling designer jeans or men's cologne.”
“As the head of an expedition, you can't pussyfoot around being polite to everyone. You have to show your teeth once in a while; a little growling goes a long way.”
“You may never know that JESUS is all you need, until JESUS is all you have.”
“A Jesus who never wept could never wipe away my tears.”
“Jesus' military career has never compelled my belief.”