“A good hunter did not rush into a den of lions unprepared, and Dante was a very good hunter.”

“A good hunter keeps her distance from non-coven people," she says with a touch of ice in her voice - doing a dead-on imitation of Mrs. Keyes."A good hunter keeps herself chaste," Z adds."A good hunter will explode from lack of contact with the opposite sex," Sascha deadpans.Margo shakes her head in disgust. "A good hunter will cut the crap and do what she's suppose to do.”

“There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.”

“(Quoting her friend Tom Black on an amateur hunter's injury:)"Lion, rifles -- and stupidity.”

“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good that he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”

“Oh, a lion hunter in the jungle dark,And a sleeping drunkardup in central park, and a Chinese dentistand a British queenAll fit togetherin the same machine. Nice, nice,such very differentpeople in the same device!”