“Oh, Darcy!' Fitz grabbed Darcy by the collar. 'You have such a way with the ladies.”
“Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.”
“You know who Mr. Darcy is?""I exist, therefore I know who Mr. Darcy is.”
“All women love Colin Firth: Mr. Darcy, Mark Darcy, George VI—at this point he could play the Craigslist Killer and people would be like, 'Oh my God, the Craigslist Killer has the most boyish smile!”
“Darcy- "What's worse then a pissed of Chuck Norris?"Pheonix- "What?"Darcy- "A pissed off witch.”
“If you don't have any feelings for Will Darcy, why are you blushing and fixing your hair?”