“Sometimes friends have to suffer for their friends' happiness.”

“And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.”

“I look at the hundreds of algebra problems facing me in the next three days.And here I thought I’d figured out the equation to my happiness.”

“That's impossible," I replied. Diane Monroe and Ryan Bauer had been together for four years. They were supposed to get married, have 2.4 kids, and have a 50 percent chance of living happily everafter.”

“Oh, Darcy!' Fitz grabbed Darcy by the collar. 'You have such a way with the ladies.”

“If you don't have any feelings for Will Darcy, why are you blushing and fixing your hair?”

“Tracy danced over to me. "So, if I have to pretend to be a Beatle, can I be Yoko?”