“We’ve been focusing so much on getting there that we haven’t been enjoying the ride”

“That's impossible," I replied. Diane Monroe and Ryan Bauer had been together for four years. They were supposed to get married, have 2.4 kids, and have a 50 percent chance of living happily everafter.”

“My life has been one big audition.”

“It's very easy to get a boy to leave the room.It's much harder to get him to leave your thoughts.”

“I would, for once, focus on me”

“I wondered if it would've been too subtle to wear a T-shirt that said thank you for your interest, but I am no longer dating.I knew Todd, wasn't a huge fan of reading, but he did like to stare at my shirts.”

“So …” Jack clears his throat. “We …”Is Jack Coombs at a loss for words? I guess we don’t have to worry about the performance since the world is clearly going to end.”