“Is the bed comfortable?” Please say no. Just give me any reason to get you in my bed.”

“What's wrong? Please, Creed, tell me"-Annika"Just take me to bed, baby. Please just fuck me and don't ask me any more questions tonight."~Creed”

“You are the reason I get out of bed. To tell you that I have gotten out of bed.”

“I just looked at her, feeling utterly empty. I didn’t know what I was supposed to say to her. My life is in that bed. Please let me stay.”

“Promise me you'll take me to bed when we get back," she said."I promise.""Your bed.""Fuck yes, my bed. My bed is huge, with a headboard I can tie you to and spank you silly for being so ridiculous.”

“Just before I look under my bed, I always get a little cold feeling, as if part of me expects to find something staring back at me.I've probably seen too many Hollywood movies to have any hopes of ever cultivating a healthy relationship with the underside of my bed.”