“But I was right. I think that must be an hereditary quality, for my father says he is scarcely ever wrong.”
“College is the best thing that can ever happen to you," my father used to say, and he was right, for it was there that I discovered drugs, drinking, and smoking..”
“If Eric thinks I did something right, I must have done it wrong.”
“By the time a man realises that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he is wrong.”
“Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right. ”
“The right wrist, because I'm right-handed - so that must be the one that's done most wrong. Although, now that I think, my sins have mostly been ambidextrous.”