“I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings towrd your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She thinks I changed my name to motherfucker.”

Elizabeth Gilbert

Elizabeth Gilbert - “I said, "It seems like you have...” 1

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