“Man, they got mosquitoes 'round this place big enough to rape a chicken.”
“You’re big enough to bite now, mosquito, so shut up.”
“what came first the chicken or the egg?The chicken. That is how it got knocked up in the first place.”
“The mosquitos are so big they eat you alive wear your shoes.”
“The mosquitoes around here are so mean - one day I saw one chase a bird into a birdhouse. The only thing that save the bird's life was the mosquito was too big to get into the hole.”
“The authorities in Yorkshire have rounded up their rioters, and divided them into those to be charged with affray and manslaughter, and those to be indicted for murder and rape. Rape? Since when do food riots involve rape? But I forget, this is Yorkshire."530”