“Your father only has one foot on this earth. And really, really long legs . . .”

“My eyes pop out when I catch a glimpse of how much leg she's showing. She's wearing her shortest mini skirt, the one that drives me crazy. Her legs look about a mile long as she crosses them and bobs her foot in time with the cafe's background music.She's really trying to kill me, isn't she?”

“The footing was really atrocious. I loved it. I really like Cross Country; you're one with the mud.”

“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”

“Raven angrily stomped her foot. She bit down hard on her bottom lip to keep from crying out in pain. "Note to self- don't stomp injured leg. That really, really hurts," she mumbled to herself through her clenched teeth.”

“Relax in your own home, Kylie. It's one of the few places on earth you're free to be as you really are.”