“All of her news was bad and so her talk was punctuated with "of course" and "naturally.”

“He sat on a kitchen chair and lifted her onto his lap so her legs straddled his, and then he slipped his hands under her skirt and cupped her backside to drag her closer. Oh f**k. Good news and bad news.The good news was no underwear.The bad news was no underwear.”

“Of course I want to bed her. A man would have to be dead and buried not to. No, I want to talk to her. I like talking to her. Dammit, the bedding part is natural. Wanting to spend time with her outside the bedchamber is not.”

“There was something not quite right about her eagerness, an eerie kind of voyeurism in her need for bad news.”

“I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her.”

“she was such a bad actress. she never said her lines rite, it was something perverse in her nature. and wat was her line anyway?”