“Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.”
“God must've had single women in mind when he invented dogs”
“Sleep was the greatest invention in the history of mankind. When I was sleeping, I wasn’t feeling guilty, or miserable, or sad.”
“No invention ever comes into being fully developed in a single step, from nothing.Ten thousand inventions had to be in place before Edison could invent the electric light-bulb.”
“there were worse things than feeling guilty, like feeling dead.”
“There's enough ugliness in the world without having to feel guilty about the beauty.”