“I've noticed Dracula was often as practical a fellow as he was a nasty one.”
“Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular.”
“He's a sturdy fellow, bald as a hen's egg, and like all engineers, practical as a pensioner.”
“I've often noticed" Fiona said, "that when people say, 'This can't happen in this day and age', they say it because it is happening.”
“There are many Draculas but there is only one Vlad.”
“I've gotten into this nasty habit of running away from love, but maybe one day I can find the exception to that.”