“Lighter things will happen to you, birds will steal your husband's sandwich on the beach, and your child will still be dead, and your husband's shock will still be funny.”
“Still bitter I see. Don't be mad at me because your husband found me attractive. Instead of wondering why I slept with your husband. You should ask your husband why he slept with me.-Monica, Flirting with Temptation”
“Go be with your husband ... before he realises that he's still in love with me”
“I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.”
“I strike fear into you because I am a man?""It isn't funny.""I do not laugh. It is a sad thing, yes, that your husband is a man. A very terrible thing.”
“Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?" her husband, Jack, asked her. "I'm bored with knitting. I've taken up arson”