“Apparently this month is full of surprises. No one is as dumb as I thought they were.”
“It was strange, really. A couple months ago, I had thought I couldn’t live without him. Apparently I could.”
“It was a full Spears album, apparently, and each song was as ridiculous as the one before. They were catchy, yes, but so was the plague.”
“I have the charisma of the chipmunk. I never have thought I was smart. I thought the people I dealt with were dumb.”
“Brains and brawn. Impressive. And here i thought you were just a dumb jock.”
“If I had my life to live over again, I would form the habit of nightly composing myself to thoughts of death. I would practice, as it were, the remembrance of death. There is not another practice which so intensifies life. Death, when it approaches, ought not to take one by surprise. It should be part of the full expectancy of life.”