“I like to set my dreams high. That way, even if I only make it half way there, it's still pretty darned good.”
“Sometimes I still get the urge to stuff asparagus up my nostrils, even though I don't like the way it makes my pee smell.”
“It's a darn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.”
“A day unemployed is like a bagel- even when it's bad, it's still pretty good...”
“I didn't think much of men's pajamas, ever. Only Max could make pajamas, even every day, normal pajama bottoms and a t-shirt like the ones he was wearing, look so darned good.”
“When I used to picture forever, it was always with the same boy. In my dreams, my future was set. A sure thing. This isn’t the way I’d pictured it. … The future is unclear. But it’s still mine.”