“Bless the ladies and their charming inconsistency! They demand to be treated like men, but they react like women.”
“Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.”
“I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.”
“Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods—they worship us and keep bothering us to do something for them.”
“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
“Maybe my values are outdated, but I come from an old school of thought. I think that men ought to treat women like something other than just shorter, weaker men with breasts. Try and convict me if I’m a bad person for thinking so. I enjoy treating a woman like a lady, opening doors for her, paying for shared meals, giving flowers–all that sort of thing.”