“Don't those girls know that beneath this goofy exterior is someone honost and generally awesome in every way? I'm a winner dammit”

“I want to talk WITH someone, not be talked at BY someone.”

“Friends are the glue that keep us all here. Without them, who would drive you to school or skip class with you when you need to pick up a new pair of sneaks because you stepped in dog crap on the way onto campus? Boy or girl, underclassman or upperclassman, we all need our friends--just like the cheesy songs tell us.”

“Love doesn't always make sense...or happen the way you expect.”

“You're his lobster. Or swan, Or penguin. The Spock to his Kirk”

“We find comfort in routine and in the warmth of our own living rooms.”

“Ice cream is just a Band-Aid. Pain is still there when you wake up.”