“Don't those girls know that beneath this goofy exterior is someone honost and generally awesome in every way? I'm a winner dammit”
“I'm actually supposed to meet someone."Oz smiled. "A lady friend? I don't know why I'm surprised. Every girl on campus is talking about you.""Why does it sound creepy when you say it like that?”
“I know that you know that I'm awesome, and that you know that I know that you're awesome!”
“I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.”
“Wow, you're awesome and The universe loves a winner, so the universe must really love you!”
“If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja.”