“Did you just seriously quote Grease? I think I'm gonna have to revoke your man card.”
“Seriously, just have the gonads to quote yourself! ^__^”
“I'm going to put them in the slam, my friend, and if I hear they got their puckery little assholes cored down there in Thomaston, I'm gonna send them cards saying I hope whoever did it had AIDS.”
“Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.”
“I'm supposed to quote myself? Seriously? I know I'm a clever wench, but modesty muffles my ego.”
“If you say you’re going to trust your man, then trust your man. Don’t revoke that privilege when he needs it most.”