“High time they put the RAF in kilts.”
“Seriousness is an accident of time. It consists of putting too high a value on time. In eternity there is no time. Eternity is a moment, just long enough for a joke”
“When a madman appears thoroughly sane, indeed, it is high time to put him in a straight jacket.”
“I tugged at the hem of my brand-new Hecate Hall issue blue plaid skirt (Kilt? Some sort of bizarre skirt/kilt hybrid? A skilt?)”
“What's under the kilt?"His smile teased. "Need.”
“It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear.”