“Once upon a time I met a man who saved me.”
“There is no such thing as a happy ending. I never met a single one to equal "Once upon a time.”
“I once met a man who was paranoid about dying, so i shot him”
“I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet”
“Once upon a time, I did not live in Shady Pines. Once upon a time, my name was not Alice. Once upon a time, I didn't know how lucky I was.”
“Yesterday upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish to hell he'd go away.”