“As my lawyer dad would say, I had breached a contract with the devil.”
“The guy was a piece of sin. If he were the devil holding a contract, this would be the moment I might just give in to temptation and sign over my soul.”
“My dad always used to tell me __________________. My dad never told me anything. He had nothing to say, and even less to say to me.”
“Well, as my dad would say, it means she’s out of this shithole.”
“I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?”
“Would you like some of my cranberry sauce?" I ask."I have the same thing, Emily," my dad says. "Why would I want some of yours when I have my own?”