“Excuse me while I go bleach my face.”
“Ha. 'Excuse me but your my soul mate. Pardon me while I kill you.' Riiiight.""I'd see if she'd go horizontal first, eh?”
“Whatever life throws at me, I'll take with a smile upon my face and Nirvana's 'Bleach' on the stereo.”
“Besides, Southerners are hospitable. They'll probably offer me lemonade."Excuse me? You're going to sit on a porch and drink lemonade while I plow a swamp with a goat's horn?"Yes, ma'am. And I aim to wear my seamless shirt while you do it.”
“Excuse me while I kiss the sky.”
“And now, excuse me while I interrupt myself.”