“It's not every day that I spoke to a totally hot naked man who I was getting read to expose my parts to--and piss on.”
“You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself.”
“Maybe you're not doing it right""I wasn't aware there was a technique to tree hugging.”
“Get your ass back on the tree, Jayne, I just lost the mojo.”
“Might as well pee on 'em, I decided.”
“Jayne, do NOT wiz on the werewolves.”