“You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself.”
“Well, there's two kinds of peeing...There's regular peeing, because you have to pee. And then there's auxiliary competitive peeing. For acquiring empire. I'm all about the real estate.”
“Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory?”
“I'm done peeing now.""Thank you for letting me know.”
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.”
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”