“Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.”

“I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.”

“You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.”

“Don’t make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.”

“Just keep it simple, Alice Faye. Remember how you taught yourself. Nothing’s different just because you’re on a yacht, or wearing a fancy dress. Or because you appear to have dropped acid and are now in the mirror room at the fun house.”

“Let’s put it this way: you know how we always told you that all those years of tormenting four sisters turned you into a closet sadist? Well, if you ever decide that being a lawyer isn’t bringing you the kind of gratification you were hoping for, then I think I found the perfect job for you.”

“Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?”