“I grimace, thinking someone should come up with a new phrase for 'I left the ocean without a kiwi-sized chunk of my lower-left butt cheek' to replace the rather nebulous term 'exploratory bite.”

“You know what Munny said to me, right before we left? She said, ‘Watching someone die is hard work. Go to Australia and watch Faye fall in love with some dude named Rabbit. That should be fun.”

“Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren’t related, I would’ve left too. Actually…is it already too late for me to leave?”

“My butt has a maximum drive time of seven hours.”

“I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality.”

“I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.”

“I believe the phrase you’re looking for is ‘too much money and not enough things to spend it on.”