“I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone.”
“Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. ”
“Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!”
“Life is like an ice-cream cone, when you think you have it licked it drips all over you.”
“Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.”
“In the middle of the night I am awakened by a sound. I sit up abruptly in bed. I hear it again. It's music. Wait, it sounds like the ice cream man, in our house. Is this some kind of twisted nightmare? The flipping ice cream man, breaking in to chop us all up in our beds to the tune of 'Zippity Do Dah'?... My heart slows. I remember. There is no psycho ice cream man here. It is just our new musical soap dispenser...”