“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and they won't divulge your secrets.”
“Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them.”
“You're so convinced you'll disappoint people if you show them that you're not perfect. You don't realize you are perfect. Your imperfections are what make you perfect. They make you you. That's what people love. It's what I love too.”
“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”
“To enjoy life, you don't need fancy nonsense, but you do need to control your time and realize that most things just aren't as serious as you make them out to be.”
“That's the great secret of creativity. You treat ideas like cats: you make them follow you.”