“Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.”

“Some people believe that to find happiness, you should live each day of your life as if it's your last because that way you will appreciate every single moment you have. Other people believe that you should live each day as if it's your first because then every day can be the beginning of a new journey.”

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.”

“People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. ”

“When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.”

“I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.”

“It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.”