“My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.”
“At the corner store they invaded a hot dog stand and drank pina colada to sober up. It did no good.”
“I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.”
“A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.”
“Ben Says: Life can either be all about LOVE (Good vibrations) or HATE (Bad vibrations)...You make the decision!:) Timothy Pina Bullying Ben”
“I foresee many romantic picnics in our future. You drinking a virgin pina colada. Me drinking the blood of a virgin." (Simon)”